The Dog Invited to Supper

One  day  a  gentleman  invited  his  friend  for  dinner  in  the  night.  The  friend  came  with  his  dog.  The  gentleman's  dog  met  the  friend's  dog  met  the  friend's  dog  and  said  come  have  dinner  with  us  tonight.  The  friend's  dog  was  delighted  with  the  invitation.  Today  is  good  luck,  as  I  shall  party  tonight  or  I  may  have  nothing  to  eat  tomorrow.  As  he  said  this  to  himself,  he  wagged  his  tail  and  went  inside.  But  his  tail  wagging  caught  the  cook's  eye.  He  picked  up  the  dog  with  the  legs  and  threw  him  out  of  the  window  to  the  street  below.  When  the  dog  reached  the  ground,  he  set  off  yelping  down  the  street.  The  street  dogs  ran  up  to  him  and  asked  how  was  the  supper  tonight?  In  faith,  said  the  dog  with  a  sorry  smile,  l  hardly  know,  for  we  drink  so  deeply  that  I  can't  even  tell  you  which  way  I  got  out.